Hello friends! I still haven’t been able to set up all my equipment, and it’s still a challenge getting any work done… Lately I’ve gotten to coming to work a little earlier than usual to use my office computer. : / I’m still struggling with getting things smooth and working with my laptop at home.
All the same, if you’re reading this, I’d like to thank you for being such a patient reader.
THANK YOU, friend.
Remember me? Egad I’ve been away from a LONG while, and I’m truly sorry for the serious lack of updates. To make it up to you, I’d like to have another free for all. It started like this: 2 nights ago, my dear friend Alice requested that I illustrate 10 commandments for assholes; being a guilt-ridden, cantankerous lady with a billion and one peeves, I happily agreed. All the same, I’d love to give you guys a shot at choosing which streaks of douchebag horror to address. Vent it all out, if you will. Much like the Illustrated Tweets exercise I had a couple of weeks ago, I’ll be illustrating these 10 commandments, and then we can look at the negativity we’ve wrought and clap gleefully! Yay! I’ve already done one to get the ball rolling:
10 ways to quit, asshole.
I confess, I’ve got another little tablet in the works already… but if you’ve got a good one to share, by all means, send it over!
Just doodled something I could totally relate with…
MAN I could use me some Caramel-Banana-Walnut silver dollar sized dreams. Drool.
This dry, summer heat really brings the worst out of me.
I’m not a hardcore fan or anything, but will someone please explain to me why Spidey looks like a tick? I mean, really.
That statement up there’s a lie. You could *probably* lure me into another club-bar joint if you waved free booze in my face. And promised me copious favors, hugs, and a sure ride home.
It’s kind of funny how just as I’m scratching my head for something funny to comick, the proverbial hand of heaven lands a timely wet one right on me. So to speak.
THANKS to Maurice for helping me figure out the coloring! HUGGIES! (not the diaper)
What? I like eating with YouTube and Ted talks on.
I need a bigger pay check.
Hi again, folks : ) here’s a handful more of tweets, illustrated. I’m dishing them out as fast as I can, so send me 140 characters as you please!
— Stolen from Tata Cathy! I really liked this tweet.
— Stolen from Sib!
— Chi Roque!
